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Stranger: hello or ciao! :d
You: you have to be kidding me
Stranger: well,are u an american?
You: wayne blaine mcclain
You: from the great state of texas
Stranger: i'm from a shithole called romania lol
You: hey, i know about romania
You: that's where dracula is from
Stranger: yeah,,i hate those myths
You: hey, dracula was real
You: his castle is still there and everything
You: he was a baaaaaaad dude
You: he was like, the original dick cheney
Stranger: i've visited it
You: is it scary? i saw it on tv
You: and i am not ashamed to say, it made me cry a little bit
You: you are very brave for going to dracula's castle
Stranger: well my opinion about dracula's castle, it's big shit..
Stranger: it doesn't make money
You: i don't think that was part of dracula's original vision
You: he wasn't building, like, draculaland or anything
Stranger: my opinion about it, i'd rather prefer i dirty south club instead of if lol
Stranger: makes more money
You: so wayne, do you like to cook?
You: i'm looking for recipes, and as it turns out i don't have any from romania yet
Stranger: mhm i dont cook..
Stranger: i;m a little moron in kichen lol
You: hey, i am also mormon
Stranger: so what do u work?
You: i work it to the max, back and forth, up and down, all around
You: do you like to work it?
Stranger: no what's yr job?
You: i work on one of texas's largest emu farms
You: no, that's only for the big boss
You: i have to wear a brown hat
Stranger: i'm a student yet
Stranger: i study economics
Stranger: actually tomorrow i will start the trainning program for forex trader:d
You: what is a forex and how do you trade them?
You: is it anything like a lorax?
Stranger: a forex it's a damn market where u could trade currencies oil and gold..
You: i think you should know i am a little slow sometimes
You: i have been kicked in the head by a great many emu in my time
Stranger: i like to use american dumb expressions..lol
You: i don't know any dumb romanian expressions
Stranger: you dont know romanian..
You: well, i know you now, wayne
Stranger: cant translate them
You: but you're the only romanian i know
You: and really i don't think you're romanian because wayne is not a romanian name
You: i think you're lying to me, wayne
You: we don't like liars in texas
Stranger: wayne it;s my nickname
You: is it because you like wayne's world?
Stranger: my real name it;s gabriel..
Stranger: i like his movies
You: oh well i would go by wayne too
You: going by gabriel here is just askin' for an ass kickin
You: but i like it, it's a nice name
Stranger: it;s latin. name
Stranger: i supposed that have met mexicans with that name
You: well, yes, but it is pronounced more like "hey-vree-ell"
Stranger: hyspanics are a big shit problem. there
You: that depends on how you look at it
You: on the farm here, for example, they do the stuff we wouldn't want to
Stranger: they do in generally dirty jobs,,
You: during mating season the mexicans are responsible for forcibly inserting the emu penis into an unsuspecting female emu, or "femu"
You: i have done that job and it's no fun
You: so i'm thankful for the mexicans
You: plus they make excellent food
Stranger: hey can u let me your email?
Stranger: cause you;re a funny american..
You: sure, it's shelley.1988@hotmail.com
You: i use a fake name in my email to disguise my identity
Stranger: perfet i have a msn accoun too
You: we can chat on the webcam sometime
You: i'll show you around the emu farm
Stranger: i'm a farm boy too...
Stranger: well a small one..
Stranger: just for home use
You: we have a few small boys here for home use too
You: that is not so small, even in texas
Stranger: i think i'm not small
You: well, i should be going
You: it's almost time to slaughter the emu for tonight's meal
Stranger: lol.. damn emus
You: nice talking to you wayne gabriel
Stranger: nice to meet u too..
Stranger: i wanna became an american someday..
You: well, i wish you the best of luck
You: if you would like an undocumented job on an emu farm, just let me know
You: hasta la vista, amigo!