Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: nice to meet you paul
You: because that is also my name!
You: well, paulo actually
Stranger: live in sao paulo
You: and you must live is st. paul!
You: oh we pauls, we are such jesters
You: so, my fellow paul, i am working on a project
You: i am learning how to cook by asking strangers for their favorite recipes
Stranger: lol wish i could help u there buddu i cant
You: oh, so you are not a "man of the pan" as they say
You: not yet? do you have hopes of one day mastering the culinary arts?
Stranger: yeah atleast defending myself
You: ah but i think you are thinking of martial arts
Stranger: more than opening just a can
You: well if you are looking for an interesting way to gather knowledge of the kitchen, this is the place
You: although i must say, so many here are hopeless. i have been given no less than three different recipes for cold cereal this very night.
Stranger: does that even count as a recipe
You: apparently it does, if it is the only way you know to feed yourself
You: but i imagine these people, they are living in piles of their own filth
You: surrounded by empty cereal bags and smelly milk jugs
You: but not you, right paul?
You: i would be so sad to learn of another paul sullying our good name
You: i am glad. well my friend, i must be away. there are 3573 other people here who may prove helpful in my quest
Stranger: good luck buddy
You: have a good evening, or morning, wherever you may be