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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: We are anonymous, we don't have any gender
You: excuse me but i do have a gender
You: i might not tell you what it is
You: but i definitely have it because i am sitting here playing with it
Stranger: No need to tell, then
Stranger: WE ALREADY KNOW
You: hey, do you know how to cook? i'm trying to learn.
You: really? can you teach me something easy?
You: like, beginner leverl stuff?
Stranger: go get a cookbook
Stranger: ... and follow the instructions
Stranger: anyone can do that
You: it's way more fun to get it from a stranger
You: i learned how to make fish pie today
You: you think any respectable cookbook is going to have fish pie in it?
Stranger: There are all kinds of cookbooks
Stranger: anything you like
You: (hint: no, no it will not)
You: there are people from all around the world who have their own recipes that aren't in cookbooks
You: and those are the people i'm looking for
You: so, my genderless friend, do you have an interesting recipe or do you just do boring cookbook stuff?
Stranger: Why don't you join some channel about cooking...
Stranger: I don't think _this_ is the right place for recipes ;)
You: i don't have to explain myself to you!
You: well you just haven't tried
Stranger: Mostly geeks :)
You: because it is a great place for recipes
You: i have learned three different ways to make cereal, plus hot pockets. and that was just today
Stranger: It's a great place for geeks an trolls :D
Stranger: cereal... that's not cooking...
You: THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM!
Stranger: Don't you have a mom?
Stranger: Moms are great when it comes to cooking
You: i am >18 and i live alone
You: and eating out is expensive
You: so i need to learn to cook
You: this is such a simple concept, i don't know why you aren't getting it
You: everyone else either can't cook, or they share recipes
You: you claim to know how to cook
You: and yet you guard your knowledge jealously
Stranger: ... I love sharing recipes... ... just not with anonymous people on the most stupid irc channel on ircnet
You: that's two things from you that i don't believe
You: 1. you cook 2. you share recipes
You: I SEE NO EVIDENCE OF EITHER
Stranger: If you have any requests other people should take seriously, DONT ASK ON THIS CHANNEL :)
Stranger: no of course not...
You: i guess there is an irc channel or something for nerds, i don't know
Stranger: I guess you're right IN there
Stranger: What do you think omegle does...
You: well sometimes it gives me recipes
Stranger: ... and where do you think you got...
You: other times it makes me talk to jerks
You: if you have something better to talk about, i'm game
You: but i swear to god if you try to cyber with me i will flip out
Stranger: I'm not attracted to ignorant people :)
You: i'm not ignorant, i am actively seeking knowledge
Stranger: Good luck with that
You: knowledge which you will not share, i am beginning to suspect because you do not have
You: you can ask me something if you like
You: and i will do my best to answer
You: perhaps we could have a debate on what omegle is for, since that seems to be all you're interested in
You: you're stonewalling me, aren't you?
You: you're just going to sit there until i go away
Stranger: Ignorant people like SQUelcher, yes?
You: i don't know who that is
Stranger: Yes, you do not.
Stranger: Does not matter.
You: but i will take your word for it that they are ignorant
You: since the odds are in your favor there
Stranger: Good morning starshine. The world says hello!
Stranger: I do not know anybody who is not ignorant.
Stranger: Not even me, myself and I.
You: i suppose everyone is ignorant of something
You: i, for example, know nothing of the mongolian socioeconomic situation
You: but i know i like mongolian barbecue
Stranger: I think we all consist of monogles.
Stranger: Amorph Mongoloid Matter.
Stranger: I play monopoly.
You: i have an aquarium full of monotremes
Stranger: anonymous (1) rolls 5
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) rolls 6
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) goes first
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) (cash $1500) on === GO ===
Stranger: That puts you on Reading RR
Stranger: That would cost $200
Stranger: Do you want to buy?_
You: YES I WILL BUY THE RAILROAD
Stranger: anonymous (1) (cash $1500) on === GO ===
Stranger: That puts you on Oriental ave. (L)
Stranger: That would cost $100
Stranger: Your turn again.
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) (cash $1300) on Reading RR
Stranger: You have to use 'roll'
Stranger: That puts you on Virginia ave. (V)
Stranger: That would cost $160
Stranger: Do you want to buy? _
Stranger: anonymous (1) (cash $1400) on Oriental ave. (L)
Stranger: That puts you on Electric Co.
Stranger: That would cost $150
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) (cash $1140) on Virginia ave. (V)
Stranger: That puts you on New York ave. (O)
Stranger: That would cost $200
Stranger: Do you want to buy? _
Stranger: anonymous (1) (cash $1250) on Electric Co.
Stranger: That puts you on Tennessee ave. (O)
Stranger: That would cost $180
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) (cash $940) on New York ave. (O)
Stranger: That puts you on GO TO JAIL
Stranger: anonymous (1) (cash $1070) on Tennessee ave. (O)
Stranger: That puts you on Water Works
Stranger: That would cost $150
Stranger: anonymous (1) (cash $920) on Water Works
Stranger: That puts you on Pennsylvania ave. (G)
Stranger: That would cost $320
Stranger: anonymous rolled doubles. Goes again
Stranger: anonymous (1) (cash $600) on Pennsylvania ave. (G)
Stranger: You pass === GO === and get $200
Stranger: That puts you on Mediterranean ave. (P)
Stranger: That would cost $60
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) (cash $940) on JAIL
Stranger: (This is your 1st turn in JAIL)
Stranger: Sorry, that doesn't get you out
Stranger: anonymous (1) (cash $740) on Mediterranean ave. (P)
Stranger: That puts you on Vermont ave. (L)
Stranger: That would cost $100
Stranger: pseudonymous (2) (cash $940) on JAIL
Stranger: (This is your 2nd turn in JAIL)
You: i'm getting nerd all over me
You: it's really nerdy in here right now
Stranger: Does not matter. :-)
You: i'm gonna step outside and get some fresh, un-nerdy air