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You: hi
Stranger: ******@hotmail.com
You: i'm signing you up for animal porn
You: thanks
Stranger: FORGET THAT PLEASE!<
You: too late
Stranger: THAT IS MY FRIENDS HOTMAIL!!
You: oh no it's not
You: it's yours
You: i know your tricks
You: and now you're getting horse porn, i hope you like it
Stranger: HE IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!!
You: well that's between you two
You: and hey, he might thank you
You: you don't know
Stranger: I HATE YOU!!
You: is he into midgets?
You: because i can hook that up too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.